Rebel Texas Girly Boys: A Big Question

Friday, February 20, 2009

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Posted by Dallas Bastrop at 7:07 PM

Suggested Opening Lines for Comments:

"You sick twisted bastard..."

"Have you found Jesus you sick twisted faggot..."

"I love your work, how much?..."

"My infant nephew finds better stuff than this in his diaper..."

"Dallas Bastrop, you're a genius!..."

"Stop telling lies about Texas..."

"Do you look anything like these guys?..."

Dallas Bastrop: Dallas Bastrop is just another pathetnoid artist looking for attention. He draws a lot of pornographic trash, like this, and gets people, like you, to look at it. Dallas Bastrop was born in Texas and grew up riding the wide open parking lots between the shopping malls of the suburbs. Sissy boy that he was, he hated the hot dusty outdoors, and stayed in the air-conditioning reading Time-Life books. He disappointed his parents when he decided to be an artist at an early age. He spent way too much time in art school and is now completely useless and unemployable. He’s now a middle-aged creep just scraping by in New York. He thought of this whole project while recovering from a urinary tract infection. Rebel Texas Girly Boys is a triumph of horniness and hope over pain and humiliation. He hopes that looking at these drawings is just as much a delightful self-indulgent waste of time as making them. Dallas don’t know jack shit about drawin’ comics, but that doesn’t stop him. If he’s gonna be marginal, well then fuck it! Let’s Party! C’mon Boys…